The summer calendar is filled with obligations of the marital variety. At this moment, we are in the throws of wedding season, a season filled with parties, celebrations, and obligations that continue to ruin your plans for lazy Saturdays on the lake. But take heart, you unfortunate souls who will be attending weddings this weekend, if your hosts are accommodating, the least they could do is turn that mother out.
If youre always a bridesmaid and never a bride, then you might want to head over to the Friends of the Program Facebook Group, surely theres someone over there who is just as desperate. And if you’re having second thought (I mean remember that chick you met in Panama City, she was awesome, what with her ability to take down a bottle of Boone’s farm in a single swig, and that tramp stamp…a work of art really, why on earth did you ever let her get away)… we recommend that you follow us on Twitter…we’ll get you through this big guy