A Below Average Photo Essay: Epic Weekend

Bear witness o’ loyal readers of FOTP, because there will never be a photo essay with this much awesome from today til forever at some point.  I flew down to the Plains of Auburn to meet up with this website’s other forefather, Mike Medallion, to embark on a 72 hour period of alcohol-fueled sporting goodness that will go down in the annals of time for its level of commitment, its recognition of all things southern by the grace of God, and, more importantly, for its complete disregard for sleep and long term liver health.  Behold the mother of all Below Average Photo Essays, dare I say its a little above average…

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Friday – Our Arrival

toomers

We arrive late in Auburn, just in time to pass by Toomer’s Drugs before hittting the bars…also, vote for Kameron

seseame

Its the night before Halloween and my inner child doesn’t recall the gang from Sesame Street being this hot

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The Alabama State Marching Hornets made an appearance…

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…as did Rik Smits and his deadly hook shot.

lilgiants

The Annexation of Puerto Rico was in the house.

hangover

Every guy in Auburn with even a hint of a wispy beard thought this would be a hilarious costume.

obama

Halloween in the South, where racist masks are buy one, get one free

headless

And before the night was over, we ran into these two…lets just pretend they went as headless prostitutes, shall we?

Saturday, Auburn v. Ole Miss

jhare

The site of the Battle of Who Could Care Less

liltiger

Auburn youngsters dress up for the big Halloween game…and later in life will make bad life decisions to get back at the parents that made them do it.

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This banner just ran over Brian Bosworth.

joepa

JoePa was in town to make a quick buck

terry

Im sure the omission of Terry Bowden was just an oversight on the part of the Auburn Athletic Department

Auburn football…light rock, less talk

Gene Chizik Marriage Proposal

Just a bit scary.

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Inside the stadium, and fans of Evil Snead are ready for the kickoff

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Gene Chizik…bringing the excitement, and impeccably pressed slacks, to the Plains

gus

This guy dressed up like down the field passing and poor clock management for Halloween

sunny

It’s always sunny in the Auburn student section

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And then things took a turn…

auburngirls

Not pictured…the cracker

aubie

We caught Aubie late to his Klan meeting

scoreboard

Well…that was unexpected

sneadtowel

We. Are. Ole. Miss.

toomerscorner

The Celebration that ensued was one of the most rambunctiously Protestant throwdowns we’ve ever seen

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Seen on the walk to Toomer’s Corner.  Insert “The Office” reference here.

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Before heading to the bar, we ran into Kev from the Morning Vent, and a pink bunny from North Dakota

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We ventured out into the Halloween evening with a celebratory group of Auburn faithful

sailor

Photo cropping at its very best here, people…

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…and here too.

tebowween

This guy is saving himself for marriage…but, unlike the real Tebow, his is due to circumstance

tugboat

I thought it was nice that this young lady chose to pay tribute to Tugboat from the WWF

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More poon.

disturbing

This is someone’s father…Happy Halloween Dad!

Sunday – Talladega

degasign

No one has ever made a right turn at this intersection…ever.

showers

You know you are in the right place when basic human hygene is a luxury

dega

What the redneck gates to Heaven look like…and of course, St. Peter would be there doing burn-outs to a captive sell out crowd

darkside

I’m gonna guess these guys are big Tony Stewart fans

finishline

We made our way down to the track…

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and got a look at the hardware.

victorylane

We stopped by victory lane…

bigwinner

But this guy was already a winner in my book

lowescar

We checked out some of the cars…

spoiler

…but it turns out that some of the fans were even more aerodynamic

halladega

Halloween at Talladega is always fun…

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…it gives the fans a chance to dress up for the occassion…

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…and wear designer jeans…

You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Hate Auburn

…and show your school colors. Talladega, Halloween, and an Alabama bye-week. Life doesn’t get any better than that for the Bammer nation.

start

We finally made it to our seats for a little racin’

hellyea

This guy sat next to us the entire race, occasionally remarking at how theres nothing like the smell of gasoline and burning rubber…except for, we assume, the meth that he cooks up in his basement, that probably smells ok too.

Honeymoon in Talladega

Where else would you go?

threewide

We go three wide right from the start

drafting

Drafting while going 130 mph…totally safe

fourwide

Getting four wide as a fancy Spaniard leads the field

jrpit

Two things that Talladega fans are huge fans of, Dale Jr. and domestic battery (not necessarily in that order, probably)

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Insert your favorite Talladega Nights quote here

homestretch

Its the homestretch…186 laps down, 2 to go…

carnage

Until…

chaos

CARNAGE!  Hell Yeah! (Raise your beverage of choice in celebration…as long as that beverage is Bud Heavy and not one of those Communist beers like Coors Light)

wrong

You’re doing it wrong.

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A fitting end to the weekend…wreckage, paramedics, and a guy with a strong affiliation to Crown Royal crossed the finish line first.

To see all 1051 of the pictures (yeah, 1051) from the weekend, head on over to the FOTP Picasa Account…and, we’re spent.

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16 responses to “A Below Average Photo Essay: Epic Weekend

  1. Pingback: Daily Dump: Kim Kardashian Halloween Cleavage, Alabama Halloween Photo Essay, Andy Reid Ass Bump Action, Larry Bird & Dancer Action, Hot Chicks Doing Keg Stands And Marisa Miller On A Hog « Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football

  2. The guy with the bunny looks pretty cool.

  3. “The site of the Battle of Who Could Care Less” BUNKIE. I care. We are a win over the Purple Paladins and a reeling Ginger Ninja lead UGA team away from a possible trip to JERRYWORLD… If you had told me that before the season I’d be quite pleased with Corch Cheez’s first year.

  4. Michael Medallion

    What’s even more interesting is that if Bunkie’s Rebs don’t get their act together, they may not go bowling at all. Booosh.

  5. Boosh Indeed Medallion. BOOSH indeed.

  6. You know, you guys are extremely giddy for a bunch that was poor mouthing your own squad 3 days ago.

  7. Kev.

    Pink bunny.

    I love this site.

  8. A real angel would have those titties exposed.

  9. Sky Bar. gah, it was fun. too bad we are absolutely terrible. but hey, the Saints Bunkie, the Saints!

  10. poor mouthing was obviously a reverse psychology trick that worked.

  11. Who Dat Sam. Who Dat.

  12. That was way better than the crap Ivory Tower tried over on my internet digs. I knew it would be too.

  13. @The Ghost of Jay Cutler, that is because Bunkie has been doing Below Average Photo Essays since before the digital age. Back then he’d develop this thing called film himself, and paste the photos vertically on a white poster board in blog like fashion and display them in the middle of town. His weekly postings drew visitors from across the land. Then Al Gore invented hyperwebs and things got much easier.

  14. @The Ghost of Jay Cutler
    Im suing the Cup for Copyright infringement

  15. Dangit! I knew this fantastic concept could not be unique.

    Let’s just be glad that one of us caught the redneck wearing a confederate bikini and call it square.

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