Category Archives: Case of the Mondays

Case of the Mondays

Woman of the Week: Madison Welch.  She’s a British model so that means she has an overly large chest and will end up dating some footie player with bad teeth.
  • Sating goodbye to Tim Tebow [NCAA Fanhouse]
  • Soaking in a Sugar Bowl beatdown (beatdown is a compound word when describing that game) [EDSBS]
  • You know, Urban Meyer’s life is just like a sitcom [Hey Jenny Slater]
  • Jevan Snead’s season wrapped up in a tidy .gif  [LWS]
  • The Cotton Bowl came to a merciful ending [RCR]
  • Steve Spurrier is apologetic after South Carolina’s bowl showing [Dr. Saturday]
  • Texas Tech fans arent real thrilled with Adam James [SbB]
  • Everything else you wanted to know about the Texas Tech situation [TheSportingBlog]
  • Who is the new defensive coordinator at Georgia [Leather Helmet Blog]
  • UT hoops players uphold the recent Vawls trend…sans a Prius [Deadspin]
  • Lee Corso tries to shake a blind kids hand, hilarity ensues.  [Busted Coverage]
  • Jacory Harris is a fan of Super Mario Brothers [CGB]

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Case of the Mondays

Woman of the Week: Lindsey Gayle Evans (SFW).  Its Independence Bowl Day, so why not honor one of Shreveport’s finest, who parlayed her Miss Teen Louisiana dine and dash/pot possession combo into a Playboy Centerfold shoot.  That’s called career advancement in Shreveport.

  • Urban Meyer was totally kidding about that whole stepping down thing [SBNation]
  • EDSBS went to DEFCON 5 and back again [EDSBS]
  • Predicting very badthings for the Urban detirement [TSK]
  • Previewing the entirety of SEC bowl-dom [Clay Travis]
  • FOTP aired some grievances over at College Game Balls [CGB]
  • Rich Brooks is 80% retired, the other 20% thinks its bullshit [Dr. Saturday]
  • Previewing today’s Indy Bowl [R&R]
  • Tom Benson is a premature ejoculator [Deadspin]
  • TMZSports to launch soon, I blame all of this on Tiger Woods [SbB]
  • US Soldiers get the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders for Christmas [Busted Coverage]

Case of the Mondays

Woman of the Week: Brittany Murphy. Lets remember you for the days when you were crazy and hot and not the days you were crazy and addicted to heroin to the point that you went into full cardiac arrest and died.  Those were nicer times.

  • Bama forgoes travel per diem for team unity, likely to spur rash of “they already get paid” jokes [WithLeather]
  • Brian Kelly meets the constituency [Dr. Saturday]
  • Mike Leach and Mike Gudy have a conversation [RSC]
  • Florida having a little trouble selling Sugar bowl tickets [Busted Coverage]
  • A commentary on the state of Florida football [LWS]
  • Time to revamp the Heisman voting process? [Clay Travis]
  • Thank God for jock straps [KSK]
  • Mike Wallace had a routine catch yesterday for the Steelers [SBNation]
  • Do not kick to Josh Cribbs [TSB]
  • The quarterback from the Flomax commercials throws like a ninny [TiricoSuave]
  • In anticipation of the trip to the Cotton Bowl..the Oklahoma State Pom Pon Girls [UnCoached]
  • Hottest Dolphins cheerleader ever to pose for a gentleman’s magazine you may have heard of [SbB]

Case of the Mondays

Woman of the Week: Rebecca Grant.  Low cut shirts and fantasy football information.  Whats not to like?
  • Bama gets their first Heisman [NCAAFanhouse]
  • “The U” was everything I could have hoped for and more…drunk Bernie Kosar, fatigues, Luther Campbell, racist Cotton bowl gifts, the maneuvering of women…just unreal.  Thankfully Orson live blogged the entire thing [EDSBS]
  • Speaking of “THe U”…here are its greatest moments, in gif form [7thFloor]
  • Tim Tebow’s tears can be yours for a modest price [CGB]
  • Bama cancels class for the BCS Championship, academic standards besmirched! [Clay Travis]
  • Lane Kiffin appreciates all of the compliments [TheSportingBlog]
  • Cincinnati fans are none too happy with Brian Kelly, gettin’ their vandalism on [Dr. Saturday]
  • Some completely made up bowl swag [RSC]
  • Peyton and Eli Manning rumors from anonymous, grammar ignoring, tipsters [Deadspin]
  • Rex Ryan…santa motivator [KSK]
  • The Patriots mascot enjoys ladies of the evening [Sharapova’s Thigh]
  • Tiger Woods is Don Draper… [R&R]
  • …and now child services wants to talk to Eldrick [SbB]
  • The UCLA “Undie Run” was moderately illegal, unseasonably cold. [Busted Coverage]

Case of the Mondays

Woman of the Week: The Jersey Shore girls.  I haven’t seen the show yet, but Im hearing good things.  Im also hearing that Snooki (left) can take a punch…which has got to be an admirable quality for women from New Jersey.

  • The SEC Championship, wrapped in Crimson, soak in Tebow tears [Clay Travis]
  • Making the case for TCU [TSK]
  • The weekend in college football, in graph and chart form [EDSBS]
  • Sign goodness from College Gameday [CGB]
  • Its all just a cute football rivalry till someone spray paints water fowl. [Dr. Saturday]
  • Princess Clausen will enter the NFL draft [SBNation]
  • Urban Meyer should drink more Gatorade [SportingBlog]
  • More cocktail waitresses and bikini models have slept with Tiger Woods [Deadspin]
  • Jenn Brown visits  Alabama…busts some skeet (/innuendo off) [Busted Coverage
  • The Saints may be lucky, but after 40 years of futility and a couple of hurricanes, I think they’re due. [TheBigLead]
  • The ATL is still Mike Vick’s town [Fanhouse]
  • Gozer the Gozarian Branda Warner gets her dance on [TiricoSuave]
  • Ow ow ow [KSK]
  • Larry Eustachy thinks Rick Stansbury is chickenshit [RCR]

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Case of the Mondays

Woman of the Week: Elin Nordegren Woods. The holidays are stressful enough, what with the extended family milling around, all that food preparation, and the national headlines about your husband allegedly having an affair.  So it seems pretty reasonable to think that such stress might drive someone to attack said husband, scratch up his face, and then wield a golf club as he tried to escape…or save him from a freak accident, whatever.
  • Did you hear?  Tebow played his last game in the Swamp. [TimTeblog]
  • Hey, so about the Egg Bowl… [RCR]
  • The Grohmentum finally came to a screeching halt in Charlottesville [Dr. Saturday]
  • That West Virginia education was worth every penny (or raccoon pelt, Im sure thats redeemable up there) [CGB]
  • It got a little chippy during the USC/UCLA game [SbB]
  • Jim Harbaugh thinks the Heisman is a little more important than the easy win. [TiricoSuave]
  • So, um, Tiger Woods had an, um, interesting Thanksgiving [Deadspin]
  • Photos of the Woods home wrecker in question [Busted Coverage]
  • Josh McDaniels…articulate leader of men [KSK]
  • Vince Young, good again, probably still crazy [SBNation]
  • Baylor Women’s Hoops player throws down a legit dunk [TSB]

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Case of the Mondays

Woman of the Week: Laura Vandervoort.  Sure she is a member of an alien race hell bent on destroying humanity, but she looks amazing in a bikini, so theres room for compromise I think.

  • Les Miles, dumb, big fat liar [Deadspin]
  • “We knew we were going to run out of time if we tried to attempt a field goal, so we were trying to attempt a field goal.” [Dr. Saturday]
  • The guys at RCR take inventory of the weekend [RCR]
  • Godfrey goes all big leagues on us, live blogs the game for OleMissSports [OleMissSports]
  • College Gameday signs from Zona [CGB]
  • Tragedy befalls an Oregon cheerleader, let us all rush to her aid [Busted Coverage]
  • Tebow’s “girlfriend” resurfaces with less clothes on than before. [SbB]
  • Lane Kiffin gets his Super Mario Bros. on [EDSBS]
  • Mike Francesa breaks down “The Blind Side” [TiricoSuave]
  • Tony Dungy is gathering a following [KSK]
  • What McNabb really said to Cutler last night (Meatwad!) [TheSportingBlog]