Entertaining News Online: Weekly Biannual Edition

Audrina Patridge stars in undoubtedly inept horror flick Sorority Row in a very weak week for new releases and a light week for entertaining news.

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  • The Hobbit movie can now move forward depending on Nick Saban’s schedule [AINTITCOOL]
  • Zach G with Charlize T between TWO FERNS [FUNNYORDIE]
  • Dexter Season 4 is on the way September 27th, SHOWTIME! Hooray! New Season 4 Promo, if you have time to kill catch up [YOUTUBE]
  • Any Fresh Prince reference is going to make this list sooner or later [FILMDRUNK]
  • DUNN CITY, Former Auburn WR Robert Dunn is preparing an album, Greg Knox may not have gotten him ready for the NFL, but Tommy T clearly prepped him for his rap career [YOUTUBE]
  • New DVDs see Grey’s Anatomy: Season 5 (Hooray if you are a woman), Wolverine (Hooray if you dig horrible acting), and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 4 (Hooray if you like morbidly awesome comedies) [AMAZON] 
  • TV is coming Back! Find out where your favorite shows left off [USATODAY]
  • Box Office Predictions for the weekend prove there are plenty of rich untalented people in Hollywood [CHUD]
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    This weekend in the movie house…

     
     “Sorority Row” – I’d be lying to you if I pretended I knew anything about this movie. What I do know is that it is a horror flick and it takes place at a Sorority house and it is rated R. I’m guessing chicks will get naked then get killed and the most horrifying part of the film will be Audrina’s acting – 37% negative [RT] 
    One can only imagine how good an actress Audrina Patridge is...

    One can only imagine how good an actress Audrina Patridge is...

     
     
    “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” – Seriously. This guy is so rich. How? His movies are universally panned and he looks horrible in drag. Maybe I can have a career in Hollywood afterall – Not screened for critics [RT]
    We know you can make bad movies all by yourself...

    We know you can make bad movies all by yourself...

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